i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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