his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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