Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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