Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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