I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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