it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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