the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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