I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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