For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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