it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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