I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
