At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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