Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
