i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
