you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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