My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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