your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
