thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
