I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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