He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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