Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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