Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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