Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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