Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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