: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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