Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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