Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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