I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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