I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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