On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he thought i was a dude.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
