Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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