grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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