I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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