just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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