If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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