Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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