Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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