Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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