I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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