How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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