Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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