just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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