i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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