I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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