That's intense
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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