sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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