i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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