i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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