Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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