He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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