Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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